Great Sign

I was on a quest this afternoon to find some Diet Cheerwine to deliver to my sister-in-law tomorrow. It is an unspoken rule that if you visit West Virginia, you are required to bring some Diet Cheerwine to Jenn. I stopped at several of the littler stores on my way home. Once you pass a certain point on Hwy. 70 your store choices are very slim. I was in Big Lots when I spotted this great sign. I had just finished a late lunch/early dinner where I drank 5 glasses of water (my eye doctor told me my eyes looked dry and I needed to drink more water). My bladder was ready for me to release the pressure! I thought I could make it home, but the stores were not producing the Diet Cheerwine that I needed. I sucked it up and decided to try out the bathroom at Big Lots. It was an adventure to say the least! A one-seater bathroom where the door stuck as you opened and closed it! It wasn't the cleanest looking place but upon examination it was rather clean. As I went to scald my hands to rid them of the germs, I noticed a sign behind the toilet. It said "Please Do Not Take the Toilet Seat." I cracked up. I reached into my pocket to find my phone so I could take a picture and darn it if I hadn't left in the car! They have obviously had issues with people stealing the toilet seat in the woman's restroom. Sorry I don't have a picture but I'm sure you can recreate one similar on your own!